I do not have the slightest idea of what I am currently doing in life, the picture next to this text is a 
            picture of my greatest grand dad (the average uzbek male). I will be completely truthful by saying that the 
            most impressive thing I can currently do is write bad code, play overrated garbage on my guitar and 
            occasionally drink beer.

            I can be trusted around artillery guns, turreted armoured vehicles, guided and unguided missiles or 
            rockets, common firearms, most kinds of explosives (NOT PIPEBOMBS!!!), nuclear devices and weapons of mass 
            destruction and last but not least my homemade .20 caliber sub-machine gun THAT DOES NOT EXIST AND IT IS 
            NOT LOCATED AT MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT ALL TIMES!!! 

            I am (mostly) sane.
            
                       ^ That's a lie.